A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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