What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

i'm hard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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