Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

What's big and purple? Barney

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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