How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Robin, get in the car!

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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