- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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