A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Penis chickens

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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