- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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