Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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