- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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