- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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