Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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