- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

God is real.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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