- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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