- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Justin Bieber

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??