- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

poopy is poopy

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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