- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What's 1+1? 69.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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