Women's rights.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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Anti Joke

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