- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

How old are you? 7

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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