- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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