- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

PENIS that is all

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

A man died.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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