- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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