- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

No it doesnt..

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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