What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Anti Joke

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