- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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