- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

I'm Polish.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Massie is a fatass

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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