Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

Did you know? . You already know!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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