Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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