- Anti Joke

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house