So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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