Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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