- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Flowers are colors Love me

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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