- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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