What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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My jeans

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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