A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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