- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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