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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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