- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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