- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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