- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why did the dog die? He was old

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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