- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

mexicans fishing

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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