- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Manchester City

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

XD Jackass.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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