- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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