What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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An man walks to a bra

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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