Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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