Listen bitch, get over here, let me poke out your fucking eyeball, and then you tell me if it is reasonable or not to fucking be pissed afterwards! As for your goddamn technique, of course I understand it, I use it too, its the ironman method as far as I am concerned. Do not share it with people here, you can go share it with your little "shadow people" but that shit took years to develop. But yeah, you tell me whatever the hell you consider "reasonable" you get me the money, and then we can see about being "reasonable". I know many of your methods, NLP, hypnosis, covert, warm and cold reading, I know you are no fucking psychic nor do you read minds, stop telling me what the hell your "Order" is, because whatever the hell it is, your "Nero`s" have proven on this site alone, that its a laughingstock that in no way could have brought six hundred people towards liking you, even less six millions.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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