- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Sloths

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

The holocaust

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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