Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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