- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

I'm Coming

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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