- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

whats hairy and crys your mom

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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