- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Why did the old man die? He was old.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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