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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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