Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

knock knock!? . . No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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