- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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