- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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