- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!