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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Beka has AIDS

So a horse walks into a barn.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

He--Hey guys

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Grace Ackerson

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer