- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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