Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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The FCC

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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