- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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