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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Apple hates Blackberry.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Hello

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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