- Anti Joke

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

outside your comfort zone

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.