Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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