- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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