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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What is green and slow Grass.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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