why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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You are joking right?

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Sarah Palin.

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