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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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