Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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