- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

If you're happy and you know it get a life

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