A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Go away still nothing to see

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Anti Joke

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