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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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