- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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