Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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