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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

I'm so punny.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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