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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What do you call double A's? Batteries

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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