- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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