Yes

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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kennah campion when she talks

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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