Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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