- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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