what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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Massie is a fatass

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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