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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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