- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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