Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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my penis

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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