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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

salad days!

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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