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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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