- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Knock knock, COME IN!

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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