- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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