A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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whats 2+2? 4

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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How old are you? 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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