What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

angelo snyder is not ga

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

jd and zach loves vigina

FOX News: Fair and balanced

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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