You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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Yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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