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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

YOU

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

a dyslexic man walked his god.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡