An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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