- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Who's the fastest kid in AA

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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