- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

haha black people :D

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

A black man walks out of a police station

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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