Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

whats gay and american? a gay american

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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