What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Get up Look in the mirror

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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