Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

What's white and gluey Glue

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

womens rights.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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