Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

What's big and purple? Barney

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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