some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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