- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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