- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

A black man walks out of a police station

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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