- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What page are you on The gay page.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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