Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Jimmy Saville

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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