My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

One, two, three, four and five

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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