- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

race-car = rac-ecar

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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