Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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