What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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What is green and slow Grass.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Anti Joke

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