Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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