- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

you will like this because i am black.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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