A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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