How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Indians

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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