- Anti Joke

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused