An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Knock knock knock OCD

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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