Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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