Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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how much fish could a chicken

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Anti Joke

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