A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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