- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

time to spruce up!

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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