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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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