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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

My spelling is horrible

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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