Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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My spelling is horrible

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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