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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

PENIS :)

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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