- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

Anti-jokes are funny.

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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