- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Paper or plastic? Yes...

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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