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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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