- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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