- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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