Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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