What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Anti Joke

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