Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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