Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

a black man walks out of popeyes

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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