If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Actually it was me Josh brown

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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