- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Women's Rights

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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