Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Pickle

hi penis ham telephone

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

I'm tired.

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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