- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

knock,knock you suck

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Yanter, Look it up

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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