- Anti Joke

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move