- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What is the difference?

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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