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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

knock knock? come in

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

You're so sweet I have diabetes

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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