- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

ecks! why zee?

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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