- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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An Asian with a big dick.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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