why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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