What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Gus's mom

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

roses are red violets should be purple

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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