what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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