What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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