- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Knock Knock Who's there

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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