- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Women's professional sports

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

knock knock come in !

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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