daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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epic win?

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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Women's Rights

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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