Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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