- Anti Joke

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

You're so sweet I have diabetes

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

knock knock? come in

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.