- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

one stop shop

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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