Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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woman's rights

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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