Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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Barack Obama.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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