What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

an american walks out of a strip club.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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