A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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