Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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