- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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