What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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