- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

kieran is a homosexual

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Jeff

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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