- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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