What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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