Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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whats black? the colour

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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stinky boner

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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